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Friday, November 12, 2010

me owning this stupid fuck at driving

So I was driving home today from school for the weekend to study for my exams and to go to a birthday dinner. I was driving for a good 30 minutes at a good speed of about 70mph. This is a pretty reasonable speed for everybody on the highway it is not too fast and not too slow. All of a sudden this dick muncher starts hugging my ass and flashing his high beams at me. Once he does this, he cuts me off and speeds away. And knowing me this pisses me the fuck off. So I start chasing this mother fucker and cutting him off and just driving painfully slow in front of him. All of a sudden he cuts past 3 lanes and tries to run from me, so of course I follow this fuck tard. We now are going about 90 mph, and I am still cutting this douchebag off. So again he tries to run. Once he sees that im going over 100 mph and just won't give up this fight he gives up, he slows down and tries to hide in traffic. So of course I continue to follow his ass waiting for him to pull over or arrive home so I can burn it to the fucking ground. All of a sudden he makes a quick exit to run from me, I couldn't follow this asshole because my it was too late, and making that exit could cause major damage to Veronica. Yes I named my car Veronica... you got a problem with that, because if you do come say it to my face so I can introduce you to my good friend Jason too. Anyways this fucking idiot thinks he is cool trying to fuck with people on the road needs to be taught a fucking lesson. I really wished this fucker pulled over so I could introduce my tire iron to his face. This cunt really needs to grow some balls because he didn't even give me a good fight... I was in a better driving war with this grandma on my way to the shore before. Jeez I don't understand why I always get in a race when I drive its like there's this outside force that just wants me to rage all over somebody's face. FUCK!!!!!!

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Library is a place where you go to study and get work done not socialize -.-

This is about the time when most people start having exams, so i'd figure most people will be studying at this time. So I go to the library to get some quiet time to study for my upcoming exams. When i get here it is all quiet and peaceful, everybody is studying and do their thing. All of a sudden these 4 obnoxious assholes come in the library causing all kinds of shenanigans and making a huge ruckus. These douchebags think the library is like a hangout or something they come in here screaming and saying "WASSUP MY BROTHER!" and just cracking jokes about their meaningless lives. These dick fucks are in the room for a good ten minutes just laughing and being the typical jersey shore assholes that they are until they realize that everybody in the room is studying and doing their homework and telling them to shut the fuck up. I must give credit to these dumbass mother fuckers for not picking this up any sooner. There was only 15 of us telling you to shut the fuck up and to get the fuck out of the library because this isn't a hang out spot for you and your idiotic friends.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Me trying to be a nice guy to some random black guy at the rec center

So I went to the rec center today with my cousin to play some racquetball. We were doing our thing and having some fun and doing the usual stuff that we do. All of a sudden this random black guy walks into our court and ask us if he could join us because all the other courts are full. So me being this nice guy and all says yes. He explains a type of game we could play in racquetball with three people so me and my cousin listen and we start playing. All of a sudden my cousin who is not that good at this game because this is his second time playing gets yelled at and threatened by this black guy. This son of a bitch says "If you don't hit this next ball I'm gonna hit you." so im thinking wth is wrong with this fool. He thinks he can come in our court and say this shit to us. This fat piece of shit thinks he tough... i keep regretting not getting in this bitches face and giving him a good old beat down. So after the game we played he challenges me to a 1v1 thinking he can beat me and he all that. I beat this sucker 5-0. So after the game this sucker wants a rematch because he think he didnt do his best. Im like hell no bitch you come in here disrespecting my cuz and me.. go fall in a well you fat fuck. I was so ready to just knock this guy out if i wasnt so afraid what would happen to me in the end, but now that i think about it i really dont give a fuck anymore. If i see this guy again i think im gonna have to teach that fool a good lesson in respect.