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Friday, November 12, 2010

me owning this stupid fuck at driving

So I was driving home today from school for the weekend to study for my exams and to go to a birthday dinner. I was driving for a good 30 minutes at a good speed of about 70mph. This is a pretty reasonable speed for everybody on the highway it is not too fast and not too slow. All of a sudden this dick muncher starts hugging my ass and flashing his high beams at me. Once he does this, he cuts me off and speeds away. And knowing me this pisses me the fuck off. So I start chasing this mother fucker and cutting him off and just driving painfully slow in front of him. All of a sudden he cuts past 3 lanes and tries to run from me, so of course I follow this fuck tard. We now are going about 90 mph, and I am still cutting this douchebag off. So again he tries to run. Once he sees that im going over 100 mph and just won't give up this fight he gives up, he slows down and tries to hide in traffic. So of course I continue to follow his ass waiting for him to pull over or arrive home so I can burn it to the fucking ground. All of a sudden he makes a quick exit to run from me, I couldn't follow this asshole because my it was too late, and making that exit could cause major damage to Veronica. Yes I named my car Veronica... you got a problem with that, because if you do come say it to my face so I can introduce you to my good friend Jason too. Anyways this fucking idiot thinks he is cool trying to fuck with people on the road needs to be taught a fucking lesson. I really wished this fucker pulled over so I could introduce my tire iron to his face. This cunt really needs to grow some balls because he didn't even give me a good fight... I was in a better driving war with this grandma on my way to the shore before. Jeez I don't understand why I always get in a race when I drive its like there's this outside force that just wants me to rage all over somebody's face. FUCK!!!!!!

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